Classic Dragon Aspects organize a cooking competition

The concept originates from this post, but I thought it would really fit well on the dragon bosses/lore characters of Warcraft so I decided to make a post about them cooking a meal for the judge (you).Malygos: A suspiciously simple-looking chocolate cake. It's so good that after a single bite you literally have an orgasm. Turns out it isn't a cake, but an elaborate spell designed by him.Nozdormu: The traditional dish of fallen civilization, made from a long extinct bird species, flavoured with an also extinct plant. Although it takes many hours to prepare, he is somehow done with it in a minute. However, just as he tries to serve it, members of the Infinite dragonflight teleport in, and snatch it out of his hand - it takes several hours for him to recover it.Alexstrasza: An entire roasted kodo. However, some parts are still raw, while others are burnt to the point that they are inedible. You can see that there was a lot of effort put into it, but it was obviously made by someone who doesn't know how to cook for mortals.Deathwing: A whole feast, each course made from the finest ingredients, and prepared so artistically that would make the best chefs of Pandaria blush. Also, several flagons of Lordaeron wine of the finest vintage. He turns out to be a surprisingly charming and well-mannered host.Ysera: A large vegetarian dish, made strictly from organic ingredients.Onyxia: Hot sausages with a tasty side dish, and a basket of chocolate eggs as a dessert, each containing a small figure. After you've eaten, she casually mentions that the sausage was made from a Stormwind nobleman's child.Nefarian: Pizza with 5 different kinds of cheese. You see the ambition in the dish, but somehow he didn't get the rations of cheese right, or they're just don't go well with each other, and you have to force down each bite on your throatChromie: Your favourite childhood dish, just as your grandma made it. It's so alike that you're literally weeping tears of nostalgia.Sindragosa: Ice cream, but it's so frozen that it can barely be scooped out into a cone. After the first lick, your tongue freezes to it. She constantly yells at you while you struggle.Emeriss: Cooked mushrooms. Lots of it.Vexiona: Cherry pudding, but it's constantly swirling as if it was alive. After you've eaten it, you see everything in purple, and can shoot lasers from your hands. via /r/wow https://ift.tt/3mp6CXN